From this morning’s batch of email…
Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to inform you that we have received a complaint (ID 59162843) from a customer of yours in regard to their dealership with you.
Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT attached to this email (open with Internet Explorer/Firefox) to view the details on this issue and suggest us about your position as soon as possible.
We hope to hear from you shortly.
Better Business Bureau
Oh, absolutely! Let me open that attachment right away!
Dear spammer: If only you had studied grammar with a good thorough handbook that included subject/verb and antecedent/pronoun agreement, the difference between indirect and direct objects, thesaurus use, and maybe even diagramming, you’d sucker a whole lot more people in.
Good grammar continues to be important. Even in the information age.