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MISPLACED MODIFIER IN THIS MORNING'S MARKETING EMAIL HAUL.

"As an Amazon customer, we'd like to invite you to participate in a short survey we're running with our external survey partners..."

Rephrase, peeps! Go.
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2 days ago

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do I have to run too? I am not good at multi-tasking.

“As the leader of Congress’s fight to obtain Donald Trump tax returns, this blockbuster report confirms some of our worst fears,” said Rep. Bill Pascrell Jr. (D-N.J.).

The person writing this is an Amazon customer, and the writer also has partners who want you to do a survey. Seems clear as-is. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Because we are running with our external survey partners, we are currently out of the office, but if you participate in this short survey, we will get back to you after we shower and return to work. ๐Ÿ˜˜

As an Amazon customer, your opinion is vital to us, so we’d like to invite you...

Because you are an Amazon customer, we’d like to invite you...

So much work for a survey I don’t want to take. ๐Ÿ™„

We’d like to invite you, as an Amazon customer, to participate.....

Please answer the following questions.

We’d like to invite you, our customer, ...

Ha! Reminds me of a college application essay I edited today: "As a political science major, XYZ college offers...."

If I may reply instead of revise... Dear Amazon, As an Amazon customer, I would like to participate in your short survey. I guarantee a response within two business days. Please allow three months for delivery, assuming I don't cancel my survey without notifying you. Sincerely, Amazon Customer ...No really, I DO understand the delays. It's just a bit of a joke in our house right now that anything we order is a gamble.

"As an Amazon customer, you are invited..."

Noticed one a couple days ago in the book I'm reading, Glow Kids by Nicholas Kardaras, Ph.D.

We are out putting up giant windmills and covering the ground with solar panels and don't have time to find out what you will spend money on, so take this survey. We also don't have time to edit our marketing email because we are busy pulling in truckloads of money.

We'd like to invite you, as an Amazon customer, to participate …

As an Amazon customer, you are invited to participate...

Dear Amazon Customer, please participate in this short survey, offered by one of our partners. We are interested in your experience with Amazon and our partners, so that we can continuously improve our service and offerings. We appreciate your participation. Thank you! (I just hate the whole tone of their message. It could be much more direct, friendly and engaging, in my opinion).

"Dear Amazon Customer, we invite you to participate in a short survey run by our external survey partners...We appreciate your time and would like to thank you with a $1,000 gift card."

Amazon would like to invite you to participate in a short survey. We are running the survey with our external partners. We value your opinion as an amazon customer!

We’d like to invite you, an Amazon customer, to participate in a short survey we’re conducting in partnership with...

We’re inviting you, an AMAZING Amazon customer, to participate in a short survey (I’m thinking about the partner part)

Dear Amazon Customer, We would like to invite you...

Dear Amazon Customer, We’re running a short survey with our external survey partners, and we invite you to participate!

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After breakfast, Pickles climbed into the round bale holder, where she is not supposed to be. (She knows this.) ... See MoreSee Less

3 days ago

After breakfast, Pickles climbed into the round bale holder, where she is not supposed to be. (She knows this.)

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PIckles has sure grown up? Haven't seen her in a while!!!

She's just helping with the comedy relief...she knows we all need it๐Ÿ˜

Isn't that one of the hallmark characteristics of goats? They're almost always where they're not supposed to be. ๐Ÿ˜‚

She does not look even a little bit sorry. #smugsheep

Aren't you glad we aren't all there. We would let pickles do anything.

If that face doesn’t say, “It’s 2020, deal with it,” I don’t know what does. Snarky sheep.

Her pink ears are so cute, though.

Pickles goes YOLO on a Friday afternoon.

She’s just the cutest. I think she knows it, too. Pickles: Try me, Aunt Susan.

But... It's easier to reach the food. And way more comfortable than the hard ground! ๐Ÿ˜

At least you seem to understand that Pickles runs the show.

And you can see it in her face! ๐Ÿ˜‚

She’s giving you a teenager sheep look. ๐Ÿ˜

Susan, do you feel like you're a new parent all over again?

She looks like she knows!

She’s still hungry!

She is getting so big!!

And is she sorry? Not even a little.

But she's so cute. How can you be mad a that face?

She’s so cute. It doesn’t matter. ๐Ÿคฃ

That expression says “and...!?!”

Love that face!!

So proud of herself . . .

Watta rebel!

That's a naughty face.

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So it's raining this morning, and Pickles only came out of her shed to eat with her mama. So this isn't a very exciting video. But in any case, here's Pickles, with a cameo by Dashti, who wants to eat Pickles's breakfast. ... See MoreSee Less

3 days ago

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Any Pickles video is an exciting video. <3

I'll take what I can get!

Yay pickles!

Love the photo bomb

People need to create more posts like this on Facebook.

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